From "Class Classics" to "Questionable Behavior," this collection of snappy, wisecracking comebacks--written by the strong-selling authors of It's Not My Fault Because...-is every smart-aleck's dream book. After all, it provides excuses for every sticky situation. Forget something for Show and Tell? Say hello to my cousin the Invisible Man. Didn't do your homework? Sorry, it's a paper about ESP-you'll have to read my mind. Is a friend demanding to know why you didn't laugh at his joke? Tell him it's because I haven't heard one yet. Mischievous kids will marvel at their new-found wit.